Danny K. Bernstein Antifa Hoedown lyrics

Antifa Hoedown

Danny K. Bernstein

GENRE

Country

SPOTIFY

APPLE MUSIC

AMAZON MUSIC

DEEZER

Verse 1
Why, yes
I’m an evil left-wing sheeple
Snowflake
Working for the deep state
Here to force your wives to get abortions
And leave you for transgender lesbians
Yes, it was us (antifa)
That stormed the Capitol to make you all look bad
And to take your guns, spread communism and blast Cardi B in your churches

Chorus
And you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us

Verse 2
Step 1: we’re gonna go vaccinate your kids and make ‘em all turn bisexual and wanna go to Vassar
Step 2: we’re gonna turn the police stations into bookstores for drag queen story hours and brunch
Step 3: we’re gonna not fucking kill Black people (because apparently thats a radical idea)
Step 4: we’re gonna send the gays in Puerta Vallarta to a circuit party happening in Tomi Lahren’s living room
Chorus
And you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
Mitch McConnell, you’re a turtle
And you’re never gonna stop us
Antifa ‘21
Gonna be real fun
And you’re never gonna stop us ‘til we’re good and done

Verse 3
Step 5: we’re gonna topple more Confederate statues and replace them with cafes that sell avocado toast
Step 6: we’re gonna steal your guns (haha just kidding) we’ve already done that! Go check
Step 7: we’re gonna impeach Donald Trump 82 more times just to piss you off
Step 8: we’re gonna open all your mouths and force feed all you motherfuckers single-payer healthcare

Chorus
And you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
Giuliani’s head is leakin’
And you’re never gonna stop us
We’re here
We’re queer
Makin’ MAGA disappear
Antifa’s gonna be a good time this year

Verse 4
Step 9: we’re gonna hack into Fox News and play music videos by Ariana Grande on loop
Step 10: we’re gonna steal email addresses from Parler to spam with petitions for MoveOn.org
Step 11: we’re gonna glitter-bomb the men at “Straight Pride” ‘cause straight people don’t know how to clean out glitter
Step 12: we’re gonna force the entire Trump family to learn and perform the Final Tap on 42nd Street
Chorus:
And you’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
Now you’re NRA is bankrupt
And you’re never gonna stop us
You can cry and make objection
You can try an insurrection
But no matter what
You still lost the election

Verse 5:
Step 13: we’re gonna make a new Starbucks cold brew with cinnamon chai and billionaire blood
Step 14: we’re gonna hold Reddit races to see who can make the most hedge funds declare bankruptcy
Step 15: we’re gonna certify election results in Georgia again just because we’re bored
Step 16: we’re gonna make Tucker Carlson compete in the scripted acting challenges on Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Chorus:
You’re never gonna stop us
No, you’re never gonna stop us
All the squirrels have joined ANTIFA
And you’re never gonna stop us
You can cry to Fox News
You can blame the gay Jews (hi)
But ultimately all you do is lose, lose lose