Lyric: Welcome by Rift, Rico & Kid Rohan
Welcome
Rift, Rico & Kid Rohan
GENRE
[Narrator]
Welcome to GenRift, the world’s highest quality tech retailer. Here at GenRift, in addition to selling the latest products at the best prices, we are dedicated to using innovative technologies to motivate the next generation to succeed, and building an inclusive community that values empathy and perspective. You can stop by and get the GenPhone 6 for just three easy payments of .02 bitcoin. Come shop at GenRift today! And remember, always look towards the future. (Faster Voice) GenRift is now accepting employee applications. Stop by your nearest GenRift if interested
[Rohan]
Man are we almost there yet?
[Rico]
Someone seems excited for their first day of work
[Rohan]
This is gonna be boring as hell man! I know we had to get jobs but why’d we pick this place?
(They arrive at GenRift)
[Rico]
Lighten up my guy. I’m sure today is gonna be… fun
[Rohan]
Fun? How is this gonna be any fun?!
[Rico]
It’ll be fun if we make it fun
Welcome to GenRift, the world’s highest quality tech retailer. Here at GenRift, in addition to selling the latest products at the best prices, we are dedicated to using innovative technologies to motivate the next generation to succeed, and building an inclusive community that values empathy and perspective. You can stop by and get the GenPhone 6 for just three easy payments of .02 bitcoin. Come shop at GenRift today! And remember, always look towards the future. (Faster Voice) GenRift is now accepting employee applications. Stop by your nearest GenRift if interested
[Rohan]
Man are we almost there yet?
[Rico]
Someone seems excited for their first day of work
[Rohan]
This is gonna be boring as hell man! I know we had to get jobs but why’d we pick this place?
(They arrive at GenRift)
[Rico]
Lighten up my guy. I’m sure today is gonna be… fun
[Rohan]
Fun? How is this gonna be any fun?!
[Rico]
It’ll be fun if we make it fun
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