DJ DDawg The Magic Rap lyrics
The Magic Rap
DJ DDawg
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(Verse 1)
Once upon a time there was a little gnome
His hair was messed up and he didn’t have a comb
At twilight he ran into a big warlock
When he looked up he thought that he was The Rock
Then the warlock tuned into a sprite
The gnome thought this was gonna go all night
Then the gnome turned into a wizard
He turned the sprite into a lizard
The wizard called on all the faeires
When they came they were all holding berries
The wizard yelled out he was looking for Merlin
The faeries replied that he was out murderin’
He was told that he didn’t know how to spell
And that he’s so bad at music that he can’t play a cow bell
And that he didn’t know any magic
So we told him that it’s not so tragic
He already killed little Billy
Because he told him that he was silly
He even broke Billy’s wand
And then he threw it in a little pond
Before that he snapped the wand in half
Then he turned the dead body into a little calf
Once upon a time there was a little gnome
His hair was messed up and he didn’t have a comb
At twilight he ran into a big warlock
When he looked up he thought that he was The Rock
Then the warlock tuned into a sprite
The gnome thought this was gonna go all night
Then the gnome turned into a wizard
He turned the sprite into a lizard
The wizard called on all the faeires
When they came they were all holding berries
The wizard yelled out he was looking for Merlin
The faeries replied that he was out murderin’
He was told that he didn’t know how to spell
And that he’s so bad at music that he can’t play a cow bell
And that he didn’t know any magic
So we told him that it’s not so tragic
He already killed little Billy
Because he told him that he was silly
He even broke Billy’s wand
And then he threw it in a little pond
Before that he snapped the wand in half
Then he turned the dead body into a little calf
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